But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize