i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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