he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
