I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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