these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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