Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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