I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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