Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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