weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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