I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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