I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
