plz talk dirty to me
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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