PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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