seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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