I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
