Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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