He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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