areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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