I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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