normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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