Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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