Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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