I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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