At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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