Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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