found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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