You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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