I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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