he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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