well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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