I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
