Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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