As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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