I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
