I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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