girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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