her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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