Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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