I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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