ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you had me at cake vodka
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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