I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize