There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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