So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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