2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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