saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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