By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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