I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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