I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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