I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
