Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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