You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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