i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just high enough for therapy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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