if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Will exercising make me less horny?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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